January 2011
No, Mom. I go to Hogwarts.
Mom: So are you ready for school tomorrow?
Me: What? I don't start tomorrow. I start Wednesday.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Me: September 1st is when I start, Mom.
Mom: No. Stop being silly. I'm waking you up at six tomorrow.
Me: Why? The train doesn't leave until eleven.
Mom: What train? Stop being ridiculous. You're scaring me. Now did you get all your supplies?
Me: No. I have almost everything, but I still need my owl. Will you pick it up for me?
Mom: I'm serious. Quit.
Me: Mom. I'm scared.
Mom: Oh, honey! Why?
Me: .... What if they put me in Slytherin?
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM.
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December 2010
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I love who I am.
I've been through 01/01/01, 02/02/02, 03/03/03,...
NOW 1.1.11 I WILL CONQUER YOU!
I hate when I go to someone's tumblr and they have...
BITCH I’M LISTENING TO MY MUSIC.
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I hate it when someone makes me laugh when I'm...
yousmileyoulie:
They will be like,
Then I would be like,
Today, I finally went running to help me start...
:(
Not gonna lie I laughed.
people born in 1993-1999 have lived in two...
By the end of 2011,
I want to have at least one tattoo, I want to be able to go to Cabo with my boyfriend and his family in August, I want to have the best summer of my life before college, I want to quit Albertsons, and I want to be eenie meenie teenie tiny. :)
HAPPY NEW YEARS!
Today, I met my father for the first time since I...
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doyoubelieveinlovee:
Guys while Jumping is like,
Girls are like,
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when i'm on facebook ..
see a picture of your friends without you:
some bitch writes on your crushes wall:
see he’s dating this bitch:
annoying skank tries to start shit with you over inbox:
horny pedo adds you up:
ugly and uglier are listed as in a relationship:
LaYdeEe.BabyKiss//Bi3berCull3nJonAs* adds you:
scrolling through newsfeed like:
then go on tumblr like:
LIFE
very accurate
binaboo:
1. Go to Google and type in 50 most popular women on the web
2. Go to number seven
3. Laugh and then reblog.
That awkward moment when you get in the van and...
If you love your mom. Repost this. One girl didn't...
thesunisgone:
hummelsexual:
chriscolferislove:
rosenburg:
gerardwayssexsounds:
amieeeyxd:
ohimfancyduh:
faithlovestoreblog:
-iknowyougetme:
not risking it
^
THIS SHIT IS STUPID. BUT NOT RISKING IT.
NOT RISKING IT.
JUST IN CASE.
i love my mommy <3
…these things always freak me out.
JUST IN FUCKING CASE
Jic…
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